I'm cold...I'm tired of being cold. I'm tired of living in comfy cozy's, under blankets, taking hot baths every night, sleeping with the electric blanket, starting the car 10 minutes before I can go anywhere, etc...
So here's my plan. According to ecobridge.org there are a few things that I can do personally to accelerate global warming. I am tired of politicians promising global warming and never following through. My promise to you is to do everything in my power to make sure our children and our children's children never have to put up with this kind of weather. It's
From now on...
I PROMISE TO...
From now on...
I PROMISE TO...
Purchase large amounts of stock in coal companies.
Drive my huge honkin' SUV with horible gas mileage everywhere. Across the street to check the mail, bring up the trash from the curb, I'll even just start my SUV, turn on the seat heat and watch a movie in the driveway.
Live in a large city where I have the opportunity to sit in lots of traffic.
Keep the heat turned up at all times.
Fly in airplanes. Perhaps even private jets.
Use laughing gas at every dental appointment.
Cut down trees.
I may not be able to do it all on my own, but I believe that one person can make a difference. Will you join me in making the weather better for our children?
I may not be able to do it all on my own, but I believe that one person can make a difference. Will you join me in making the weather better for our children?
12 comments:
Sorry about the cold. Guess if it gets too warm you can't go snowmobiling (snow machining). By the way, we do live in MINNESOTA!!!! Love you, it will warm up soon. Think boating.
You are SO funny!
Great post. I am totally on board!
oh consider me on your team!!! GO TEAM!!! and I'll leave 'the beast' running all the time so whenever i need to go somewhere i can just jump kick'er into go and plow away leaving a big cloud of exahst! ps.. thanks for the slippers and boots they've been the best until our evil scheme kicks into action
Stop it right now. You need to recycle and plant a tree today. You should also trade in that silly suburban for a Prius. Grow your own veggies and refuse to wear any clothing made of synthetic material. Then let's head south where it's warm and drink virgin pina coladas all day long while reading a great book on the beach.
I pledge to buy everything in a spray can- whipped cream, cheese, hair spray, paint and spray often and for long periods of time! I am very concerned as well, and will do all I can for my children.
Kris this is Garrett when you get a chance could you have that big love machine of yours, we call Tom, email me at garrettfoster@hkcontractors.com
thanks
Garrett
This post is hysterical... You can come over here and sleep peacefully in the blue room until spring has sprung.
Love it! Count me in, I'm all for it too! LOL
I am all over it, I love the warm weather so I just want to do my part!
So, I haven't ever ordered jeans from the jean lady, but I could probably get you her card. She does parties here in Utah and people that have the parties get benefits. Let me know if you want her info. It might be a little expensive to ship to MN. :)
Oh, man, I do not miss that weather! Well Idaho was probably not as near cold as Minnesota, but its cold compared to the 84 degree weather we are having here in South Carolina. Jealous? I know, i keep telling my parents how nice it is here and my mom cant wait to come and visit. I adore you to kris, my mom would love to have you around.
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