Dear Crush,

According to Urban dictionary a crush is:

when you are infatuated with someone. it may be their looks, talent, or whatever, but it's usually fleeting and very shallow.

I was having a hard deciding where to go with this one and of course when in doubt always turn to the Urban Dictionary. 

Dear Crush,

I am almost certain that if we were to bump into each other at let say a New Jersey deli you would pause, look into my eyes and realize that every love song you have ever written/sang was for me.  You would whisper in my ear,"(You want to) "Make A Memory" because "I Just Want To Be Your Man" and "It's My Life" and "I Will Be There For You" Lets "Runaway" to "A Bed Of Roses" and have you "Lay Your Hands On Me"...Whoa, wait a second, "Breathe" I am not giving into your "Temptation" or I will be "Wanted Dead Or Alive" baby, "You Are The Thief Of Hearts" it feels like the "Right Side Of Wrong" but I can't be "Livin In Sin" I have to be "Livin On A Prayer" and I don't think that you could "Love Me Back To Life" on "Judgement Day".

So, that is why my beautiful, hardbodied,  rockstar you have to remain a crush. I will continue to watch and tape every video/concert and promise to watch them over and over. I will purchase every new c.d. you make to complete my collection. I will attend every concert possible, for "The Next 100 Years".

 I promise, I will alway crush on you.